Why we dogs hate you humans

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Perris Calderon, Apr 21, 2002.

  1. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

    new york
    1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

    2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.

    3. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FUJISTIC DOG, YOU IDIOT!!

    4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything

    while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a
    little like cat butt?)

    5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.

    6. Any fujistic trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

    7. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy a fujistic carpet?

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.

    9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth: You're just jealous.

    10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

    11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

    12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

    13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

    14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, retard.

    15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?
  2. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Hell, thats how the wife treats me,

    I didnt know that dogs got the same. :D

    Nice one dealer. :D