Why u should buy vodka :)

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Tittles, Sep 9, 2004.

  1. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    No its not cause its good with Mountain dew or that i like to drink.

    1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The
    solvent dissolves the adhesive.

    2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a
    trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five
    minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

    3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean
    cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and
    kills germs.

    4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting
    your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka
    disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

    5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

    6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to
    cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

    7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
    cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth
    of healthy hair.

    8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to
    kill them.

    9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer
    bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain, or
    black eyes..

    10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender
    flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the
    sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply
    the tincture to aches and pains.

    11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powered cinnamon
    with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain
    through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. Don't
    swallow.

    12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out.

    13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local
    anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

    14 To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons crushed
    rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee filter and
    massage into your scalp and let dry.

    15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set
    for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria that is
    causing pain in your ear.

    16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and
    back as a liniment.

    17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

    18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

    19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the
    urushiol oil from your skin.

    20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to
    absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
    Ok my personal favorite:

    21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it, nothing
    will matter anymore anyway!
     
  2. Dubbin1

    Dubbin1 I Like Cheese

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    So lets say you drink too much vodka and puke all over, does this mean that all you need to do is blot everything dry and it will be clean :D
     
  3. ThePatriot

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    LOL! Martha Stewart, eat your heart out!
     
  4. Hsn

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    #22. Don't post on forums if you're drunk.
     
  5. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    That must be directed towards me.
     
  6. Grandmaster

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    wtf? how do you get high on vodka? :D
     
  7. ~bk

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    Har! :D
     
  8. apu95

    apu95 Caffeine-->Code Converter

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    u mention lots of alcohol in there....

    wouldnt it be easier to get normal alcohol for that stuff which is cheaper, and save the vodka for more important uses? *COUGH*DRINKING
     
  9. ShepsCrook

    ShepsCrook Red Sox Fan!

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    mmmmm vodka collins...
     
  10. Hsn

    Hsn King

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    Edited :p
     
  11. Grandmaster

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    Nice edit there hsn :p
     
  12. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    u should put dont be high and drunk when posting in forums. Cough :p
     
  13. ~bk

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    Okay.. [​IMG]
     
  14. Steevo

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    /puts bong down....
     
  15. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    :)...its been awhile for me. U really puff the magic dragon steevo?
     
  16. Steevo

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    Me?

    I have never, uhmm, what was the question again?:confused:
     
  17. Grandmaster

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    Haha :D
     
  18. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    lol...dont member. I think i said to get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
     
  19. ShepsCrook

    ShepsCrook Red Sox Fan!

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    I don't remember what the question was, but BEER is the answer!
     
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  20. Steevo

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    Yeah, and that stuff we used to eat all the time back in the day, what was that again. Ummmm, OH YEAH *****!!!!