Why am I ugly?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Alan, Oct 23, 2002.

  1. Alan

    Alan its only fun

    In a house
    A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date nor
    any sex in quite some time
    Afraid she might have something wrong with her, she decided to employ the
    medical expertise of a sex therapist.

    Her friend recommended Dr. Chan, a well-known Chinese sex
    therapist who worked in the local surgery. So she went and saw him.

    Upon entering the examination room,
    Dr. Chan took one look at her and said "OK, take off aw your crows."
    She quickly disrobed and stood naked before him.
    "Now," said Chan, "get dow on knees and craw reery, reery, fass away from me to the other side of room."

    Having done what Dr. Chan said, "OK, now turn around and craw reery,
    reery, fass to me."
    Once again she obliged. Dr. Chan slowly shook his head, "OK, your
    vaywe, vaywe bad, you have Ed Zachary Disease....worse case I ever
    see....that why you not have dates, that why you not haves ex,"
    Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"

    Chan replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
    :D :D :D

  2. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

    That was good.
  3. lol. i heard about that in some movie not that long ago.
  4. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    LMAO. Thats a beauty Alan. :D :D :D
  5. Gary Pandher

    Gary Pandher Moderator

    haha tha is sweet
    lollllllllll face looks the same as ur .........