A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date nor any sex in quite some time Afraid she might have something wrong with her, she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her friend recommended Dr. Chan, a well-known Chinese sex therapist who worked in the local surgery. So she went and saw him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chan took one look at her and said "OK, take off aw your crows." She quickly disrobed and stood naked before him. "Now," said Chan, "get dow on knees and craw reery, reery, fass away from me to the other side of room." Having done what Dr. Chan said, "OK, now turn around and craw reery, reery, fass to me." Once again she obliged. Dr. Chan slowly shook his head, "OK, your problem, vaywe, vaywe bad, you have Ed Zachary Disease....worse case I ever see....that why you not have dates, that why you not haves ex," Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" Chan replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."