Who is the real father of that kid?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Apr 4, 2007.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

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    One night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."
    The father thought this was strange, but soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died.

    About a month or so later, the father again heard his son's prayers, "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Goodbye Grammy."
    The next day, the Grandmother died. The father began to worry about the situation.

    Two weeks later, the father again heard his son praying, "God bless Mommy. Goodbye Daddy."
    This alone nearly gave the Father a heart attack.

    The next morning, without saying anything, he got up early and went to work. He stayed in his office all day.

    Finally, after midnight, he went home. He was still alive! He crawled into bed with his wife and apologized.
    "I'm sorry honey, I had a really bad day."

    "You had a bad day?" his wife yelled. "The mailman dropped dead on the porch this morning!"

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  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Heh heh heh heh... nice. :p
     
  3. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    Thank you for the laugh. That was good.
     
  4. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    haha thats good :D
     
  5. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    I initially thought this thread had something to do with the Anna Nicole Smith issue. :p
     
  6. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    Probably because almost everything else does on the net these days :eek:
     
  7. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Thats one sick kid :s