Whith all this anti immigrant talk going on

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by LeeJend, Apr 9, 2006.

  1. LeeJend

    LeeJend Moderator

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    I just had to get out this example of the value immigration brings to our country.


    It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

    "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' " She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.

    "Patrick Henry, 1775."

    "Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"

    Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

    The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"

    She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!" "Who said that?" she demanded.

    Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

    At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"

    Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

    Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

    Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

    Now, with almost a mob hysteria, teacher said, "You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"

    Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

    The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're in BIG trouble now!"

    Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

    Finally someone throws an eraser at Pedro, someone shouted "Duck"! Teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that ? "

    Pedro blurts, "Dick Cheney 2006!"
     
  2. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Hahaha. Good one. :D
     
  3. falconguard

    falconguard Carbon based lifeform Political User Folding Team

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    this is great, why is it in hard talk?
     
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hahahahaha...






    Errrrrrrrrr, why not?
     
  5. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    rofl thats brilliant :D
     
  6. falconguard

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    it's even better if you know Pedro.
     
  7. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Vote for Pedro.
     
  8. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    Damn you beat me to it :dead:
     
  9. cupcake20

    cupcake20 OSNN Junior Addict

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    hahaha.....pedro reminds me of this chick that was in my class...haha...later on in the year..my teacher banned her from puttin her hands up...