What Men REALLY mean...

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Jahya, Feb 24, 2003.

  1. Jahya

    Jahya Guest

    probably been posted before....

    What Men REALLY Mean

    Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass

    I'm a Romantic = I'm poor

    I need you" = My hand is tired

    I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised

    I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation

    You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me

    I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it

    It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head

    She's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue

    I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me

    I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good

    Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood

    How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my p.e.n.i.s really that small

    I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you

    Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out

    Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later

    How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now

    I have something to tell you = Get tested

    I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again

    I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk

    I think we should just be friends = You're ugly

    I've learned a lot from you = Next
  2. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

    hahahaha good stuff man.
  3. sboulema

    sboulema Moderator

    Amstelveen, The Netherlands
  4. SkazzyUK

    SkazzyUK XP-erience Oldie

    Brighton, West Sussex, UK
    More or less, True!

  5. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

    True! :p
  6. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    lmao!:D :D :D :D :D