What Do You Sell?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Oct 15, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Adelaide, Australia
    What Do You Sell?

    A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course,
    became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw
    a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his
    confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.

    She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you
    must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

    On the back nine the same thing happened and he approached her again
    with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, and you are a hole
    behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her and
    returned to his play.

    He finished his round and went into the club house where he saw the lady
    sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the
    lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course

    He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my
    appreciation for your help. I understand that you are a sales lady ....
    well, I am in sales also. What do you sell?"

    She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."

    "No I wouldn't," he said and persisted that she tell him what she sold.

    "Well if you must know", she answered, "I sell Tampax."

    With that, he fell on the floor and laughed so hard he almost lost his
    breath. She said, "See I knew you would laugh."

    "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a toilet paper
    salesman, so I'm still a hole behind you!"
  2. :confused:

    Ok ok, it was funny :D :p
  3. Timuwine

    Timuwine Guest

    still a hole behind now that's funny
  4. Bronx Bomber

    Bronx Bomber Guest


    oh, i get it now. :D
  5. gleek

    gleek Guest

  6. Leevoy

    Leevoy Guest

    What's a 'Tampax'?
  7. Un4gIvEn1

    Un4gIvEn1 Moderator

    Tampax is the comany that makes Tampons...