what *do* you do with a drunken sailor?

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  1. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    Answers on a postcard please. The editors decision is final. No correspondence maybe entered into. There is no cash alternative
     
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    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Poke him with a stick?
     
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    freightgod Confused and Bewildered

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    I once had a similar problem...
     
  6. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

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    uhhhh what the sheit?....
     
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  8. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Where's funky when you need him?? As an ex-Navy dude I am sure he knows what to do with a drunken sailor!:D

    Sazar love the smiley!!
     
  9. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    What to do with a drunken sailor! Tie him up and send him overboard on a rope only dangling a few feet above seawater with his hands and feet tied with duct tape. :)
     
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    Kinky
     
  11. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    See - I knew funky would know!!!:cool:
     
  12. Abandon him on a dock in Portugal, with only a spoon to defend himself.
     
  13. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    anther chance to find out if human skin melts at right temperatures.
     
  14. Alan

    Alan its only fun

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    what do you do with a drunken sailor?


    Put him in the long boat ''til he''s sober
    Put him in the long boat ''til he''s sober

    or

    Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
    Shave his belly with a rusty razor,


    or

    Put ''im in bed with the Captain''s daughter,
    Put ''im in bed with the Captain''s daughter,

    Early in the morning



    Now wheres me bounty me hearty :p
     
  15. Friend of Bill

    Friend of Bill What, me worry?

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    Refer him or her to the command DAPA for immediate "processing.":cool:
     
  16. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    Want to try :p
     
  17. Petros

    Petros Thief IV

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    I went to Air Force tech school with an ex-navy guy, and he knew every prank in existence. I'm sure you have a pretty good arsenal of things to do. Six months on a ship with the same people makes you crazy...:D
     
  18. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Take'm home with me ;)

    Yes Funky, I do ;)
     
  19. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    Still got my number?? ;)
     
  20. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    No, must have lost it with my last format :cry: