So I just got a new IT job for a large health care facility and one of my jobs is to write a monthly tech-related newsletter. There are two other people who help write articles. They all have writing nick names like "the wizard" etc, and have a graphical caricature. I'm REALLY no good at this sort of thing, so could you guys come up with a decent nick name and character for me? BTW, my real name is Nathan...if that helps. Thanks!