Wee Scottish Guy Sitting At A Bar

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by stevanhogg, Jan 4, 2009.

  1. stevanhogg

    stevanhogg OSNN Addict

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    A Wee scottish guy sitting at a bar, a big thug walks in and hits him to the floor and says "thats a karate chop from Korea"

    Later the thug walks up to him and hits him again and says "thats a judo chop from Japan"

    The wee scottish guy goes out and a few minutes later returns, smacks the thug on the head and knocks him out, with blood splattered everywhere

    And says to the barman "when that B*****d wakes up tell him that was a f*****g crowbar from Scotland!!
     
  2. bmclaughlin807

    bmclaughlin807 Let's blow something up. Political User

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    Now that's my kinda guy. :D
     
  3. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    nice :D

    although in my case it was the barman doing the thumping when my friend still worked as a barman :p