US State Motos

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Jewelzz, May 16, 2002.

  1. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    New Jersey is soooooo true, even living in Arizona for 10 yrs I still have the Jersey ATTITUDE :D

    STATE MOTTOS
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    >Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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    >Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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    >Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
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    >Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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    >California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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    >Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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    >Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It - Yet
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    >Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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    >Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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    >Georgia: We Put the "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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    >Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
    >(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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    >Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
    >Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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    >Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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    >Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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    >Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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    >Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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    >Kentucky: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names
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    >Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
    >Campaign
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    >Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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    >Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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    >Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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    >Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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    >Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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    >Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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    >Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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    >Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And
    >Very Little Else
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    >Nebraska: As About Our State Motto Contest
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    >Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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    >New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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    >New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%#! Motto Right
    >Here!
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    >New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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    >New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
    >Attorney
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    >North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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    >North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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    >Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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    >Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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    >Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
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    >Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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    >Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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    >South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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    >South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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    >Tennessee: The Educashun State
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    >Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les
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    >Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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    >Vermont: Yep
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    >Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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    >Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
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    >Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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    >West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
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    >Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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    >Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... And The Sheep Are Scared
     
  2. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    As a native of Texas. That is very true. ;)
     
  3. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    some funny stuff
     
  4. stuy_b

    stuy_b Guest

    Great stuff Jewelzz :D

    I wanna goto Georgia but not goto Iowa!!
     
  5. RXJCA

    RXJCA Guest

    How true for NY!! Every time you turn on COPS, they're in New York ... AGAIN
     
  6. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Also very true for Arizona
     
  7. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Jewelzz, I always thought it was Aridzona :D :D :D