If you type these in from the csh (c shell): in Unix you really do get these responses. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % got a light? No match. % sleep with me bad character % man: Why did you get a divorce? man: Too many arguments. % make 'heads or tails of all this' Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop. % make sense Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop. % make mistake Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop. % make bottle.open Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop. % \(- (-: Command not found. % make light Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop. % date me You are not superuser: date not set Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988 % man rear No manual entry for rear. % If I had a ) for every dollar my girlfriend spent, what would I have? Too many )'s. % * How would you describe your life partner *: Ambiguous. % ^How did the^sex change operation go? Modifier failed. % who is my match? No match. % awk "Polly, the ship is sinking" awk: syntax error near line 1 awk: bailing out near line % 'thou shalt not commit adultery' thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.