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Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Perris Calderon, Apr 15, 2002.

  1. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    Decisions, Decisions!
    A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
    The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.
     
  2. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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  3. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Guess the other 2 should've gotten breat implants :D
     
  4. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    quite fujistic
     
  5. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    I never knew what happiness was, until I got married.

    Then it was too bloody late. . :D
     
  6. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    nice:cool:
     
  7. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    I had a wife, we got divorced. I miss her.







    next time I'll aim better. ;)
     
  8. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    next time I'll aim better.
    :D

    Hey xsive, I give gunnery lessons.:D
     
  9. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    so some one has read my autobiography :)