Top ten times in history, when using the f word was inappropriate

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  1. ZeroHour

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    Top ten times in history, when using the f word was appropriate

    TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

    10th
    "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" Noah, 4314 BC

    9th
    "How the @#$% did you work that out?" Pythagoras, 126 BC

    8th
    "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" Michelangelo, 1566

    7th
    "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" Custer, 1877

    6th
    "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" Picasso, 1926

    5th
    “Where the @#$% are we?" Amelia Earhart, 1937

    4th
    "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." Einstein, 1938

    3rd
    "What the @#$% was that?" Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

    2nd
    "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head." JFK, 1963

    And, the Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...

    "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" Bill Clinton, 1997

    BONUS: Who the %$#@ cares about some puinyiceburg? (captain of titanic)
    BONUS 2: I'm the %$#@ing what now?? - Jesus being told he is the son of god
     
  2. Kush

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    i think number 2 will offend many people
     
  3. Khayman

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    Well I think the 3rd has more offense potential, but I think no one should be.

    Personally I think they are @#$%ing funny :)
     
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    they are funny
     
  5. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    I hope they dont. Everything in good spirit and all.
    I just thought they were ace but we do live in a world where the madasafish ad gets banned. T'is ace as well :D
     
  6. lancer

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    I have to say, the murder of 100's of thousands of people by the American military by dropping two atomic bombs, doesn't leave too much to humor. But hey that’s just my humble opinion

    Otherwise it was pretty funny.
     
  7. Sazar

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    custer/hiroshima and JFK have the potential to ruffle a few feathers... otherwise they are pretty funny :)
     
  8. Bootsy

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    I agree, even though I am not offended myself, some may be....funny though
     
  9. ShepsCrook

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    I don't really think custer is bad. I'm not offended by any of them. Pretty funny.
     
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    very good, quite amusing. Quite liked the Michaelangelo one
     
  11. tibboh

    tibboh Arte et Marte

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    How about all you Chubby Brown fans in the UK

    Alice.. who the @#$% is Alice? (apologies to Smokey)
     
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  13. Electronic Punk

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    don't post threads in all capitals, or I will hurt you.
     
  14. onimkron

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    Number 10 and 9 gets my vote, they were excellent :)
     
  15. i like 6,4,3 and 1 they are they funniest
     
  16. Tuffgong4

    Tuffgong4 The Donger Need Food!!!! Political User

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    they are jokes people, not slurs or offensive comments. You can tell when things are supposed to be offensive and these aren't meant to be.

    I love them all...especially #1
     
  17. Evil Marge

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    haha
    He's a lovely man is Chubby,I see him shopping in Morrisons every few weeks and he always say's "Alright mate?" :laugh:
     
  18. Moonwraith

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    Stalking celebs again marge? :lick:
     
  19. Evil Marge

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    He was following behind me actually :lick:
     
  20. tibboh

    tibboh Arte et Marte

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    Marge

    isnt his proper name (Royston Vasey) used for the name of the town for that series that was on not long ago, The League of Gentlemen (local shop for local people)?