Top Excuses When Caught Napping at Your Desk

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 4, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    "It's okay...I'm still billing the client."

    "..in the Lord Jesus' name, amen."

    "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to."

    "I was working smarter, not harder."

    "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

    I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

    "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

    "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."

    "I'm in the management training program."

    "I'mactually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) thatIlearned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."

    "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamt about work!"

    "Iwas doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-relatedstress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

    "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

    "The coffee machine is broke...."

    "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

    "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

    "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"

    "I was cross-training for telecommuting."

    "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

    "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands."

    "The mailman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot."

    "I thought you were gone for the day."
     
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  2. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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  4. egghead

    egghead Double O Egghead

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    nice!

    I have done that before.

    Actually closed my eyes in front of the pc at work and fell asleep fora few minutes but woke when i heard someone walking around.

    freaked the hell out of me that i could do that.

    Some of those excuses i probably would have thought about on the way home from the firing if i got caught hahaha

    the best one

    "amen"

    :D