"It's okay...I'm still billing the client." "..in the Lord Jesus' name, amen." "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to." "I was working smarter, not harder." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!" "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance." "I'm in the management training program." "I'mactually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) thatIlearned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend." "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamt about work!" "Iwas doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-relatedstress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?" "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." "The coffee machine is broke...." "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot." "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?" "I was cross-training for telecommuting." "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!" "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands." "The mailman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot." "I thought you were gone for the day."