Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Support

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Apr 28, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Can anyone tell I am bored ;)

    12. "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?''


    11. "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it.''

    10. "Sooo -- what are you wearing?''

    9. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!''

    8. "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n.''

    7. "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with '60 Minutes.' Press 3 if you're with the FTC.''

    6. "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery.''

    5. "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.''

    4. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.''

    3. "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!''

    2. "OK, turn to Page 523 in your copy of 'Dianetics.' ''

    And the No. 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support ... 1. "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.''
     
  2. Bootsy

    Bootsy Huh?

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    "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery.''

    LOL
     
  3. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    rofl
     
  4. dreamliner77

    dreamliner77 The Analog Kid

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    Nice MacGyver referrence
     
  5. ElementalDragon

    ElementalDragon The One and Only

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    aaw. you didn't get have the one i got from Sony's E-Mail Tech Support when i asked them how many watts the power supply was in my Sony Vaio PCV-RX540.

    "Sorry, We are not able to disclose that information"

    Kinda makes it sound Secret Service-ish. surprised they didn't add a sentence in very fine print saying "if we did, we'd have to kill you"
     
  6. Bootsy

    Bootsy Huh?

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    yea its not like if you replace the AC adapter with one with wrong wattage, you'll set off a small nuclear explosion or something. :eek: