A bloke walks into a public toilet where he finds two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So he entered the other one, closed the door, dropped his trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to him: "Hello mate, how are you going?" He thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude he replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks." After a short pause, he heard the voice again "So, what are you up too mate?" Again he answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, he replied "Umm, just having a quick p00.. How about yourself?" He then heard the voice for the third time ....."Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say."