...toilet paper

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ironguy, May 12, 2003.

  1. ironguy

    ironguy Guest

    The Miracle Of Toilet Paper

    Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

    Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband
    uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

    Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

    "How long will this take?" she asks.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

    The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

    He is still alive and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

    Stupid, stupid man.
     
  2. sboulema

    sboulema Moderator

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    hahaha lol :happy:
     
  3. :D lmao, very good.
     
  4. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

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    haha soooooo good:D :D
     
  5. Lighter

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    Hehehe....
     
  6. gonaads

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    Hahahahaha... Now THAT is a stupid man. :p
     
  7. Leevoy

    Leevoy Guest

    What's wrong with small boobs? More than you can take into your mouth is meerly a waste.

    Very drowl joke, :p
     
  8. sboulema

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    hahahaha
     
  9. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    I bet that dude is in bad condition... lol!
    :D :D :D
     
  10. Grandmaster

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    bwhahha, good one! :D