Time off work

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Jan 17, 2007.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

    Two men working in a facory were talking. "I know how to get some time off," said one.
    "How are you going to do that?"
    "Watch," he said, and climbed up on a rafter. The foreman asked what he was doing up there, and the man replied."I'm a lightbulb."
    "I think you need some time off," the foreman said said, and the first man walked out of the factory. After a moment, the second man followed him.
    "Where do you think you're going?" the foreman shouted.
    "I can't work in the dark," he said.

    - Lisa

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  2. GoNz0

    GoNz0 NTFS Stoner

    the year 2525
    haha :D