This Guy meets this Girl

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Alan, Nov 22, 2002.

  1. Alan

    Alan its only fun

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    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

    The woman is surprised that this guy would have a
    collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but
    she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by
    his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.

    After an intense night of passion with this sensitive
    guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow,
    the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,

    Well, how was it?"





    The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
    :D :D :D
     
  2. sboulema

    sboulema Moderator

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  3. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    omg, lmao
     
  4. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    good one...
    I wonder what happened to him?
     
  5. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    Every player wins a prize. :eek:
     
  6. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    Does that mean he won something as well?
    Maybe a gift that keeps on giving....say like a certain drip or some other kind of gift.
     
  7. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    hehehe whahahaha
     
  8. dArK_CyAnIdE

    dArK_CyAnIdE Guest

    LOL win win situation [;)]