Thin Slices please!!!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, May 8, 2003.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his ***** into the pickle slicer.

    His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

    One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen.

    His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

    "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my ***** into the pickle slicer?"

    "Oh, Bill, you didn't."

    "Yes, I did."

    "My God Bill, what happened?"

    "I got fired."

    What did they do with the pickle slicer?"

    "Oh...she got fired too."
     
  2. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    Pretty good.