The worlds best chain letter

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Alan, Sep 18, 2002.

  1. Alan

    Alan its only fun

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    I recieved this to-day LMAO




    Hello, my name is Amber and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion f**king chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you
    send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough
    money to have it removed before her redneck parents
    sell her to a travelling freak show.
    Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
    give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email,
    $1000?
    How stupid are we?
    Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make
    a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run
    into the next day!"
    What a bunch of bulls**t.
    Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into
    my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not
    Peter in5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
    F**k them!!
    If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.
    I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
    friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human
    being will somehow receive a nickel from some
    omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
    I don't f**king care!!!!
    Show a little intelligence and think about what you're
    actually contributing to by sending out these
    forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
    The point being? If you get some chain letter that's
    threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the
    rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it
    on.
    Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
    Now forward this to everyone you know.
    Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
    have a nice day.
     
  2. dabomb

    dabomb Moderator

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