The Titanic Joke

[Mubbers]

Hey Guys,

I went to the pictures the other day to see the film TITANIC, when I got there the que was huge... right around the block






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[Mubbers]

Well any way I stayed in the que with my girlfriend for about an hour, it rained and it rained we were soaked! Gradually the queue got closer to the doors of the cinema...

 

[Mubbers]

finally we got to the front of the queue, we were getting excited about seeing the film and then the porter came out and said to the queueing people that the cinema was nearly full and that only the girls could go inside....

 

[Mubbers]

then there was alot of shoving, shouting and that kinda thing - it got pretty ugly. After all we'd been in the queue for ages. After a bit more argy bargey more porters came out and again let more girls in...

That's not fair we cried as our girlfriends and wives disappeared into the theatre...

 

[Mubbers]

... by that time we'd had enough and someone at the back cried:

"every man for himself" and the crowd surged forward...

But it was no use. The manager had come out with security and placed a sign at the doors:

Cinema Full - Women and Children ONLY.

 

[Nick M]

lol

 

[LilBlueDawg]

hehe good one