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This is an "oldy but a goody" as the saying goes...
>> > > The Tequila Test
>> > >
>> > > A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large
>> > > jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim
>> > > with $10 bills. He guesses there must thousands of
>> > > dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks.
>> > > "What's up with the jar?"
>> > >
>> > > "Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three
>> > > tests, you get all the money."
>> > >
>> > > "What are the three tests?"
>> > >
>> > > "Pay first, those are the rules." says the
>> > > bartender.
>> > >
>> > > So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender
>> > > drops it into the jar.
>> > >
>> > > "OK." the bartender says. "Here's what you
>> > > need to do: First - You have to drink that entire
>> > > gallon of p epper tequila, the whole thing, all at
>> > > once...and you can't make a face while doing it.
>> > >
>> > > Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back
>> > > with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with
>> > > your bare hands. Third - There's a 90 year-old woman
>> > > upstairs who has never reached orgasm during
>> > > intercourse.
>> > > You've gotta make things right for her."
>> > >
>> > > The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but
>> > > I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You have to be nuts
>> > > to drink a gallon of pepper
>> > > tequila, and then do those other things!"
>> > >
>> > > "Your call," says the bartender, "but your
>> > > money stays where it is."
>> > > As time goes on and the man has a few drinks,
>> > > then a few more, he
>> > > asks, "Where e z zat tequila?" He grabs the
>> > > gallon with both hands and downs it with a big
>> > > slurp. Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but he
>> > > doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back
>> > > where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the people
>> > > inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on
>> > > outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy
>> > > screaming, the pit bull yelping and then...silence.
>> > > Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he
>> > > staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped
>> > > and large bloody scratches all over his body.
>> > >
>> > > "Now," he says. "where's the old woman with
>> > > the sore tooth?"
>> > > The Tequila Test
>> > >
>> > > A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large
>> > > jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim
>> > > with $10 bills. He guesses there must thousands of
>> > > dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks.
>> > > "What's up with the jar?"
>> > >
>> > > "Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three
>> > > tests, you get all the money."
>> > >
>> > > "What are the three tests?"
>> > >
>> > > "Pay first, those are the rules." says the
>> > > bartender.
>> > >
>> > > So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender
>> > > drops it into the jar.
>> > >
>> > > "OK." the bartender says. "Here's what you
>> > > need to do: First - You have to drink that entire
>> > > gallon of p epper tequila, the whole thing, all at
>> > > once...and you can't make a face while doing it.
>> > >
>> > > Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back
>> > > with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with
>> > > your bare hands. Third - There's a 90 year-old woman
>> > > upstairs who has never reached orgasm during
>> > > intercourse.
>> > > You've gotta make things right for her."
>> > >
>> > > The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but
>> > > I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You have to be nuts
>> > > to drink a gallon of pepper
>> > > tequila, and then do those other things!"
>> > >
>> > > "Your call," says the bartender, "but your
>> > > money stays where it is."
>> > > As time goes on and the man has a few drinks,
>> > > then a few more, he
>> > > asks, "Where e z zat tequila?" He grabs the
>> > > gallon with both hands and downs it with a big
>> > > slurp. Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but he
>> > > doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back
>> > > where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the people
>> > > inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on
>> > > outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy
>> > > screaming, the pit bull yelping and then...silence.
>> > > Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he
>> > > staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped
>> > > and large bloody scratches all over his body.
>> > >
>> > > "Now," he says. "where's the old woman with
>> > > the sore tooth?"
