The Statue..

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Smokie, Nov 4, 2002.

  1. Smokie

    Smokie A Proud Australian

    Townsville, Qld, Australia
    A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

    "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

    What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."

    No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

    "Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at Smiths' for three days, and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
  2. lol. that's a classic :)
  3. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

    hehehe, good one. He must have been parched!!!
  4. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

    hehe. Awsome one smokie!

    oh well at least the husband is understanding :p
  5. maybe he is understanding but maybe not. what if he slipped some poison into food?
  6. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

    Between Austin and Tampa
    that is sweet... :D