The road to Amarillo *JOKE*

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by LocKStocK, Apr 19, 2005.

  1. LocKStocK

    LocKStocK Smokin & Jokin

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    A woman went to the doctors complaining that everytime she pulled
    down her knickers, she could hear the song "Show Me The Way To Amarillo."
    The doctor replied "Don't worry love, every c**ts singing that at the moment".
     
  2. skizo

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  3. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    I have lost all respect for Peter Kay.
     
  4. Jozhik

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    :speechless: would be slightly more amusing and less offensive if it had been every a**hole - not by much though... didn't even make me grin...:crosseyed:
     
  5. zeke_mo

    zeke_mo (value not set) Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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  6. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

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    I don't get it.
     
  7. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    As the comic guy would say...Worst Joke Ever :p
     
  8. Jozhik

    Jozhik OSNN Addict

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    possibly... for sure a runner up anyways :laugh:
     
  9. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    When is he gonna post the joke?
     
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  10. Jozhik

    Jozhik OSNN Addict

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    best comment so far :laugh: :yowch: :laugh:
     
  11. skizo

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    I was bored, so I made this. :)


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  12. Jozhik

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    uhm... could you add: Award 2005 ??? :laugh:
     
  13. skizo

    skizo OSNN Addict

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    Here you go: :)



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  14. Jozhik

    Jozhik OSNN Addict

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    fast service here :p
     
  15. Lee

    Lee OSNN Proxy

    I really don't like that 'C' word, not very nice.
     
  16. Jozhik

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    Hey Skizo, where did that image go????? :cry: :suprised: :crosseyed: :rolleyes:
     
  17. MdSalih

    MdSalih The Boss

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    It's an english thing. It's a really really annoying song kinda thing thats been played over and over like a broken record over her in the UK.

    Although its debateable.. which is more annoying the ringtone frog or that song.

    Personally reckon its that bloody frogg!

    MdSalih