The Onion can see the future!

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by BouncingSoul, Feb 14, 2006.

  1. BouncingSoul

    BouncingSoul Stranger Than Fiction Political User

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  2. synical33

    synical33 X2 & Lovin' It

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    Dude that new Gillette Fusion is crazy smooth...............I bought it the other day and was worried about it....................but my GF was scared because I might razor in too deep becaue of the Schick Quattro incident I told her about...............next morning I go ahead and shave with this device and was like damn..............this thing is super smooth and it does not cut through the skin.....................and the 6th Blade is awesome PRECISION TRIMMING oh thats the one that got me..................I love this razor

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    I LOVE YOU FUSION.............so far
     
  3. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    that is a great friggin page..overtones, undertones, inuendo

    reps
     
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  4. omg its nlm

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    Some day I will be able to shave....
     
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  5. BouncingSoul

    BouncingSoul Stranger Than Fiction Political User

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    That could be the funniest thing I've ever read.
     
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  6. omg its nlm

    omg its nlm lvl 17 Hax Folding Team

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    Hey its not funny! :laugh: I am only 23!
     
  7. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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    Ahh, The Onion.

    The only thing that keeps hundreds of college students sane during an economics lecture.
     
  8. fitz

    fitz Just Floating Along Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Yeah.. i remember that article being mentioned alot a couple months back on some other sites I visit that were talking about the trade rumers that gillette was coming out with this.
     
  9. Steevo

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    I started shaving at 13.


    Shaving sucks, don't hurry into it.
     
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  10. omg its nlm

    omg its nlm lvl 17 Hax Folding Team

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    Well I used to have hair on my butt.....
     
  11. Steevo

    Steevo Spammer representing. Political User Folding Team

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    :TMI:


    My wife, being a cosmetologist decided that we were going to both get waxed, south of the border, ya know.

    Lets just say that I took most of it, but she couldn't handle the pain. So I'm not that hairy.:dead:
     
  12. omg its nlm

    omg its nlm lvl 17 Hax Folding Team

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    now thats TMI!
     
  13. BouncingSoul

    BouncingSoul Stranger Than Fiction Political User

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    I'm seeing visions of the 40 Year-old Virgin ..... YEOOOOOW KELLY CLARKSON!
     
  14. omg its nlm

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    :laugh:
     
  15. Nick M

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    Amen to that. Pain in the ass, 'specially if you need to look presentable and "clean" for work and takes FOREVER
     
  16. fitz

    fitz Just Floating Along Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    You could always go for an *shudder* electric razor. They are a lot quicker.. just don't shave as close
     
  17. Nick M

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    Haha, I did go for an electric razor. I'm not a morning person ( has anyone seen Shaun of the Dead? If so, the part where he gets up in the morning - that's me :p ) and the very last thing that I want to do when I rumble out of bed is to shave.

    Cheers for unemployment though, lately I haven't been worried about appearence at all.