the man, the blonde and the rabbit

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 11, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    man is driving along a highway
    and sees a rabbit jump out
    across the middle of the road.
    He swerves to avoid hitting it,
    but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

    The driver,
    a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
    pulls over and gets out to see
    what has become of the rabbit.

    Much to his dismay,
    the rabbit is dead.


    The driver feels so awful
    that he begins to cry.


    A beautiful blonde woman
    driving down the highway
    sees a man crying on the
    side of the road
    and pulls over.


    She steps out of the car
    and asks the man what's wrong.


    "I feel terrible,"
    he explains,
    "I accidentally hit this rabbit
    and killed it."


    The blonde says,
    "Don't worry."


    She runs to her car
    and pulls out a spray can.



    She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
    bends down,
    and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.



    The rabbit jumps up,
    waves its paw at the two of them
    and hops off down the road.



    Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
    turns around and waves again,
    he hops down the road another 10 feet,
    turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
    turns and waves,
    and repeats this again and again and again,
    until he hops out of sight.



    The man is astonished.



    He runs over to the woman and demands,"What is in that can? What did you
    spray on that rabbit?"


    The woman turns the can around
    so that the man can read the label.



    It says...





    (Are you ready for this?)














    (Are you sure?)















    (This is bad!)















    (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)









    It says,



    "Hair Spray -
    Restores life to dead hair,



    adds permanent wave !!
     
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  2. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    hahahaha dude :D
     
  3. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    Lol
     
  4. the_music_man

    the_music_man aka prodj88 =P

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  5. falconguard

    falconguard Carbon based lifeform Political User Folding Team

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  6. Moonwraith

    Moonwraith Moderator Folding Team

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    Cheesy, I like it