The joy of getting older

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 13, 2006.

  1. ZeroHour

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    Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You
    always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you
    stand there and nothing comes out."

    "Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. When you're
    seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You
    take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing
    comes out!"

    "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "eighty is the worst age of

    "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year-old.

    "No, not really I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a
    racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

    "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

    "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

    With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get
    this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every
    morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

    "I don't wake up until 7:00."