The frustrated man...

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by mlakrid, Aug 28, 2006.

  1. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    Ray's New Cowboy Boots ...

    An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas.

    Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
    Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me Bessie?"

    She looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom,
    undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the
    boots.

    Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
    different now??"

    Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

    Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?" ...

    "IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW
    BOOTS!!!!!!" Ray yelled emphatically!

    To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray.
    Shoulda bought a hat."
     
    Last edited: Aug 28, 2006
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  2. Vanquished

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    Hahaha,
    now that is funny!
     
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    Vanquished Mr. Bananagrabber Political User

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    click your picture?
     
  4. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    original post deleted.. nevermind..