The Eagle Flies?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by gonaads, Mar 25, 2005.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American
    Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour
    on his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard
    of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, when he had
    signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk
    for approval.

    Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed
    enthusiastic about his ideas for helping his "red brothers".
    At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with
    a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud
    President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

    A news reporter later asked the chiefs how they had come to select the
    new name given to the President.

    They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full
    of shiit it can no longer fly.

    :eek: :p
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  2. zeke_mo

    zeke_mo (value not set) Staff Member Political User Folding Team

    Placerville, CA
    omg, hahahahahaahhahaahhaha
  3. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

    Muskegon, Michigan
    I didnt notice this was under jokes untill i read the end of it...i thought all of that was real till the end...
  4. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User