President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, when he had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed enthusiastic about his ideas for helping his "red brothers". At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later asked the chiefs how they had come to select the new name given to the President. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shiit it can no longer fly.