the Cork

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Nov 10, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.

    He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"

    The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out.

    He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish.'

    And I said, 'No sh*t?!'"
     
  2. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    thats fookin funny!!
     
  3. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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