One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straightto hell. Politician said "I miss my country, I want to call my countryand see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? Thedevil says "Five million dollars" The Politician wrote him a cheque andwent to sit back on her chair. Thief was soo jealous, he startsscreaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to seehow everybody is doing there too" He called and talked for about 2minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devilsays "Ten million dollars" With a smug look on his face, he made acheque and went to sit back on his chair. Programmer was evenmore jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call other IT persontoo, He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours aboutvarious technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked &talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? Thedevil says "Twenty dollars". Programmer is stunned & says "Twentydollars??? Only ??" The devil says "Well if you make a call from onehell to another hell, it's local".