The Call

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Jan 21, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straightto hell. Politician said "I miss my country, I want to call my countryand see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? Thedevil says "Five million dollars" The Politician wrote him a cheque andwent to sit back on her chair.

    Thief was soo jealous, he startsscreaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to seehow everybody is doing there too"
    He called and talked for about 2minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devilsays "Ten million dollars" With a smug look on his face, he made acheque and went to sit back on his chair.

    Programmer was evenmore jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call other IT persontoo, He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours aboutvarious technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked &talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????
    Thedevil says "Twenty dollars". Programmer is stunned & says "Twentydollars??? Only ??" The devil says "Well if you make a call from onehell to another hell, it's local".
     
  2. awww hahaha that's so mean we shouldn't be in hell hahahhaha
     
  3. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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