Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by slayer[X], Apr 22, 2003.
I'll put a phrase and try to connect with mine.
"Once upon a time a boy was walking down the street"
suddenly from nowhere a guy come and "robbed" him
he took a sprint and caught up with his robber and punched him
The robber screamed: "You hit my brand new tatoo! That hurts!"
The robber was sobbing from inside, from the punch!
...the boy was shocked to see that the tattoo read "NTFS.ORG"
...the robber recovered, and whacked the boys head with a trash can!
Then he went to http://www.spammers-paradise.com ...
He stuck around, but not for long. Banned shortly after joining, you see.
Then he played around with his friend and some chocolate-sauce.
He had so much fun with the chocolate-sauce, he actually ate it.
It turned out he was allergic to chocolate, and he got red spots all over his body.
then he pulled out his eppi pen and accendentally stabbed himself in the eye
He took out his eye and washed it, because it got a little dirty.