Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

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  1. Dark Atheist

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    A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.
    Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.
    When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.
    She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.
    "I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.

    "That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe.
    "It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.
    "When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there.
    "I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.
    "I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.
    "The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before.
    "When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."
    The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.
     
  2. fitz

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    too funny.. need a source!
     
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    Metro has a 2nd article about a girl how found a bat in her trousers and that she never realised it was in there until she sat in her car... not sure if it's the same girl.. lol :p
     
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  6. gonaads

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    Well with 34FF there is more "squishiness." You know, soft pillowy goodness. But then again it makes you wonder about how the rest of her looks like. She's either quite "top heavy" or "rolly polly olly." :p


    Maybe she's a Page 3 girl. :rolleyes:
     
  7. Dark Atheist

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    dont have the same ring to it though - "get your bats out for the lads" :p
     
  8. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Or English Muffins?

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  9. Dark Atheist

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    that don't mean boobs mind :)
     
  10. madmatt

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    What the? I've got nothing to say on this one.
     
  11. kcnychief

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    Reminds me of that firefox picture......but with a fox!
     
  12. Dark Atheist

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    somehow i don't think that's true :)