Tarzan & Jane

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Burpster, Dec 20, 2002.

  1. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him, and during her questions about his life she asked him what he did about sex.
    "What's that?" he asked.

    She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree!"

    Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I'll show you how to do it properly."

    She took off her clothes, dropped to the ground and spread her legs wide.

    "Here," she said, "You must put it in here."

    Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer, and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony.

    Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"

    "Tarzan check for bees first!"
     
  2. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    :confused: He knows from experience...
     
  3. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    hahaha....bzzzzz!!!
     
  4. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    hahahaha... Thats a good one
     
  5. cky

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  6. Ace123

    Ace123 Guest

    chick takes her clothes off that fast id kick her to. lol