Take me home

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Oct 6, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas.
    He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!"
    The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
    The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
     
  2. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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    Lmao!!!