super bowl recipe

Discussion in 'Entertainment & Sports' started by Perris Calderon, Jan 31, 2009.

  1. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    I will contribute my two superbowl recipe's, I hope you guys have some to offer too, if not ask wife or girlfriend or mate or all three to help;

    here’s my recipe for the BESTEST guacamole you will ever serve;

    1) as many guacamoles you think will suffice but they MUST be ripened so to the point you can dent the skin with no problem

    2) crush said guacamoles with a potato masher, you must not mash too consistently, chunks are a good thing

    3) SERVE IT UP!

    bing, forget that other stuff it destroys the taste of said guacamoles

    I myself prefer guacamoles that have the biggest and ugliest pimples…yum

    I have patent pending on this recipe but it is your for distribution no fee

    if you must cross the aile for those who prefer their guacamole with "stuff" in it then make this bowl and place beside my bowl;

    Alternatively
    blend tomatillos, jalapenos and a bit of fresh lemon juice

    now for my second recipe;

    yum

    best case scenario, said orio cookies have top half pre-removed

    you can therefore scoop white chemical stuff with teeth or combine two orios for double treat.

    use remaining orio tops as mini frizby for outdoor fun when game is over
     
  2. tdinc

    tdinc █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User

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    CHILI CHEESE DIP

    1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese
    1 can Hormel chili with no beans (or home-made chili)
    1 sm. yellow onion (1/2 c.)
    3 green chili peppers, chopped into rings
    1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
    1 big bag ofwhite corn lime Chips


    Mash and break up cream cheese into bottom of glass pie dish with a fork.

    Top with chili, then a layer of onions and chili peppers.


    Sprinkle with shredded cheese. Cover and refrigerate.


    When ready to serve, microwave on High for 5 minutes.



    Serve with tortilla chips, salsa, and a side dish of sour cream garnished with cilantro or parsley.
     
  3. BouncingSoul

    BouncingSoul Stranger Than Fiction Political User

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    1. Call Buffalo Wild Wings.
    2. Place large order.
    3. Eat wings,
     
  4. Johnny

    Johnny .. Commodore .. Political User

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    My recipe is a case of beer:

    1. You stand up from your cushy recliner.
    2. go to distributor
    3. pick case of your favorite beer
    4. pay for said case of beer
    5. go home
    6. put case of beer in fridge beside cushy chair as mentioned earlier
    7. sit in cushy chair as mentioned earlier
    8. open can (or bottle) of beer that was purchased from distributor
    9. drink can (or bottle) of beer while watching the game

    enjoy :)
     
  5. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    I like your snack but my recipe is a bit better;

    "order babe to fetch"

    done

    of course she gets to order me at a later date in front of her friends (it's a give take thing)
     
    Last edited: Jan 31, 2009
  6. falconguard

    falconguard Carbon based lifeform Political User Folding Team

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    you mean avocadoes, guacamole is the product of avocados.

    we always throw a little sour cream and some garlic powder in the guacamole and then add salt and pepper.

    we make our pico de gallo separate. diced tomatoes, diced white onion, and 4 diced serrano chiles with the seeds.
     
  7. Johnny

    Johnny .. Commodore .. Political User

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    You are so right there lol ...
     
  8. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Gonna have a glass of milk and some cookies.
    Not watching it in HD tho as I can't be bothered to move things around and hook it up.