Strange diseases

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Erbmaster, Nov 26, 2003.

  1. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were
    spending the first night
    of their honeymoon.
    They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the groom removed
    his socks, his
    new wife asked,"Ewww,what's wrong with your feet?"
    Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?
    "I had tolio as a child", he answered. "you mean polio?" she asked.
    "No, tolio". The disease only affected my toes." The bride was
    satisfied with the explanation, and they continued to undress.

    When the groom took off his pants,the bride once again wrinkled her
    nose."What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "they're all lumpy and
    deformed!". "As a child, I also had the kneasles," he
    explained. "You mean the measles?" she asked. "No, kneasles. It was a
    strange illness that only
    affected my knees. The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
    As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
    "Don't tell me," she said, "let me guess......Smallcox?"
     
  2. Grandmaster

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    Lol, nice one :p
     
  3. Brandi

    Brandi Guest

    hahahaha....I have dated many guys with that disease! :D
     
  4. Petros

    Petros Thief IV

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    Is it part of your initial interview?


    What is your, you know, thingy like?

    A. Teeny Peeny
    B. Short but girthy. I'm hung like a can of shoe polish.
    C. Average, I'd say. And I don't have any issues.
    D. It's weird looking! Snap into a Slim Jim!
    E. HEEE HAWWW!!
     
  5. Erbmaster

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    Let's make this a poll!! :p:D
     
  6. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lol good idea :p