Still a virgin!!!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Apr 11, 2003.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get married.

    On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hoteland the bride says to her new groom, "Please promise to be gentle,... I am still a virgin."

    The startled groom says "How can that be? You've been married 3 times before."

    The bride responds:

    "Well you see it was this way: My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.

    "My second husband was a gynaecologist and all he ever wanted to do was look at it.

    "And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he ever wanted to do was...............God I miss that man!"
     
  2. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Anyone have the stamp collectors address? :)
     
  3. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

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    you want mine? :p <~~~ just like that
     
  4. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    kirrie2001 - the joke was pretty good - but the funniest thing I saw was a post by kirrie - Still A Virgin - I was expecting you to claim to be - - - - - oh forget it - you probably will not see the humor in it anyway!:p :p
     
  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Yeah, and I still collect stamps. :cool:
     
  6. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    lol nice one kirrie2001 :D :D



    -Bert
     
  7. XP Abuser

    XP Abuser Guest

    did you know that each stamp you lick is 2 calories:eek:
     
  8. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    I`m 72 stone. I work in a post office. :eek:
     
  9. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Kirrie 2001 - 72 stones??? - holy $hit man that's 1008 pounds in the States - man I would say you have got to be the "world's biggest licker".

    My God look out women - he may roll over and you'd be in . . . .well you'd be buried in it!!!!

    Talk about saliva - can anyone imagine what kind of saliva someone who weighs 1008 pounds could produce??

    What was that song - "I'm a stamp licker, watching stamps go by"

    <enough nonsense dy - shutu up>
     
  10. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    Finger lickin' good.


    Now............. where have I heard that b4????


    :p
     
  11. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Hey damnyank, How does a French woman hold her liquor?



    Answer: By the ears. :p
     
  12. Bretenn

    Bretenn Guest

    chicken... chicken... :D
     
  13. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Let go of my ears, I know what i'm doing. :cool: