Staying Out Late

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Nov 3, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Adelaide, Australia
    Staying Out Late

    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
    get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I
    take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I
    get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes
    up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

    His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
    wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
    steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the
    butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like
    she's sound asleep!"
  2. Leevoy

    Leevoy Guest

    ha ha i can tell your an ozzie from that joke :)
  3. Redmondian

    Redmondian Guest

    :D That is very funny! :D
  4. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

    New York City
    Welcome to NTFS, Redmondian. :)
    I remember you from somewhere... ;)