Special Sandals

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by bush dogg, Jun 23, 2006.

  1. bush dogg

    bush dogg OSNN Senior Addict Political User

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    A married couple was on vacation in Jamaica. They were
    Touring around the marketplace looking at the goods
    And such when they passed this small sandal shop.

    From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican
    Accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my
    humble shop! So the couple walked in.

    "I have some special sandals I think you would be
    Interested in, the Jamaican said to them. "Dey make
    you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
    sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband
    felt he really didn't need them, being the "sex god"
    that he was. "How could sandals make you into a sexfreak?" the
    husband asked the shopkeeper.

    "Just try dem on, Mon," the Jamaican replied.

    After some badgering from his wife, the man finally
    gave in, and tried the sandals on. As soon as he
    slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in
    his eyes ... something his wife hadn't seen in many
    years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
    Jamaican, quickly bent him over a table, yanked down
    his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a
    firm hold of the Jamaican's backside.

    At which point the Jamaican began screaming, "YOU GOT

    DEM ON DE WRONG FEET, MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG

    FEET!"