A Chinese guy and a Greek guy, live next door to each other. Every morning , the Chinese guy goes out to work to his take away. Every time, his neighbour looks over the garden fence, and shouts, "Flied Lice, Flied Lice" This had been going on for 2 or 3 years. So the Chinese guy decided to take english elocution lessons. After about 6 months, the Chinese guy was doing pretty good with his lessons. So the following morning when the Greek guy does his usual act, "Flied Lice, Flied Lice", the Chinese guy turns to him and says in fluent English, "Its Fried rice, fired rice, you stupid Gleek Plick"