Speak English.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Oct 23, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    A Chinese guy and a Greek guy, live next door to each other.
    Every morning , the Chinese guy goes out to work to his take away.
    Every time, his neighbour looks over the garden fence, and shouts, "Flied Lice, Flied Lice"
    This had been going on for 2 or 3 years. So the Chinese guy decided to take english elocution lessons.
    After about 6 months, the Chinese guy was doing pretty good with his lessons. So the following morning when the Greek guy does his usual act, "Flied Lice, Flied Lice", the Chinese guy turns to him and says in fluent English, "Its Fried rice, fired rice, you stupid Gleek Plick"
     
  2. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    Hehehehehehe, reall funny :D
     
  3. Mubbers

    Mubbers Shoot! Political User

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    Fit ski fits fit fit?
     
  4. Alan

    Alan its only fun

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    Another cracker kirrie ;)


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  5. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    Goog one...again
     
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  7. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    lol good one kirrie. :) enjoyed this one lots.
     
  8. Gary Pandher

    Gary Pandher Moderator

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    hehehe
    thas another good one