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Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Jahya, Jan 27, 2003.

  1. Jahya

    Jahya Guest

    Dr. Seuss' lost tongue twister

    See if you can do this:
    Read each line aloud

    This is this cat
    This is is cat
    This is how cat
    This is to cat
    This is keep cat
    This is a cat
    This is dumbass cat
    This is busy cat
    This is for cat
    This is forty cat
    This is seconds cat


    Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
    Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
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    What a Woman Says...What a Man Hears


    What a woman says:
    This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!

    What a man hears:
    blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
    blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
    blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
    blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
    blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

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    Email Errors...

    It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can
    be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

    Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled
    streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a
    business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
    When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a
    quicke-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had
    written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from
    memory.

    Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed
    instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed
    away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her
    e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing
    scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

    At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note
    on the screen:

    Dearest Wife,

    Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival
    tomorrow.

    PS. Sure is hot down here.
     
  2. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    :D Nice one Jahya.
     
  3. Rob16299

    Rob16299 OSNN Junior Addict

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    lol very very funny stuff