Six feet cockroach

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  1. itsmelisa

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    One day a man was sitting in his living room
    watching tv when all of a sudden the doorbell
    rang.The man then went to the door to see who
    was there.When he opened the door he found a
    six foot cockroch standing in front of him.
    The cockroch then proceeded to punch him in
    the face and leave.

    The next day the man was
    sitting in his living room watching tv when
    then the doorbell rang.The man answered the
    door and then again found himself staring at
    the same cockroch that had hit him the day
    before.Then the cockroch kicked him in the
    shin and poked his eye out and then proceeded
    to leave.

    The next day the man was AGAIN
    sitting in his living room watching tv when
    the doorbell rang.And yet AGAIN the same
    cockroch was standing there.Then the
    cockroch stabbed him several times and then
    yet again proceeded to leave.This time the
    man managed to drag himself to his phone and
    call the police.He was taken to the nearest
    hospital and was kept there over night.The next
    day the doctor came in to talk to the man
    about what happened the night before.
    "Tell me son",the doctor asked,"what happened
    last night?"
    "I was attacked by a six foot cockroch!",the
    man replied.
    "Yeah,I heard there was a "nasty bug" going
    around."


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