Signs of military intelligence

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Nick M, Nov 11, 2002.

  1. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

    Messages:
    3,961
    This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.


    CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.


    AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.


    CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.


    AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.


    CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.


    AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.


    CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.


    Sooo people! lol so now who is stupid the Canadians!? I don't think so... lol

    Nick
     
  2. xe xe xe. lol. the usual thing for american army to do :D
     
  3. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

    Messages:
    2,346
    Location:
    Florida
    That sounds just about right!
     
  4. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

    Messages:
    3,233
    Location:
    Israel
    military intelligence, Lovely paradox.

    Nice one NickM
     
  5. Alan

    Alan its only fun

    Messages:
    640
    Location:
    In a house
    LMAO :):)
     
  6. dArK_CyAnIdE

    dArK_CyAnIdE Guest