short but funny....

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by zoey, May 12, 2003.

  1. zoey

    zoey Guest

    An Frenchnguy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.

    The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:

    YOU ****ER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!
     
  2. SkazzyUK

    SkazzyUK XP-erience Oldie

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    Bloody class, but why does he have to be english? it would work just as well with a "bohemian" or "swedish" guy :p

    Skazz
     
  3. zoey

    zoey Guest

    I just copied and pasted, I should have changed it to French:eek: