Sex On The Beach

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  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Sex On The Beach


    Hosni Mubarak and his wife are in Rio de Janeiro on vacation. When there's no-one around, they decide to make love on the beach. Unfortunately some of Rio's finest catch them in their birthday suits and arrest them for 'lewd conduct'.

    Now Hosni's not too enthusiastic about being arrested so he asks the police officer whether a simple fine wouldn't do. The police officer agrees to this and asks Hosni whether it's his first offense. He then proceeds to write up a ticket for Hosni for the sum of 100 cruzeiros (Brazilian currency), and a ticket for Hosni's wife for the sum of 300 cruzeiros.

    Hosni asks the police officer why he's getting a 100 cruzeiro fine, while his wife is getting a 300 cruzeiro fine.

    The cop tells him that since it's a first offense, it's only 100 cruzes, his wife on the other hand, she's been caught twice before.
     
  2. Petros

    Petros Thief IV

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    Haha! There needs to be more jokes about Egyptians in South America. That is the funniest Egyptian-visits-another-continent joke I've heard today! :)
     
  3. chris

    chris Free to Fly

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    har :)

    good one
     
  4. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    ahahah good stuff :)

    -Bert
     
  5. freightgod

    freightgod Confused and Bewildered

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    Oh, that crazy Hosni!
     
  6. BlueBlood

    BlueBlood Guest

    What does J.Lo and a doorknobs have in common?
    Everyone gets a turn.
     
  7. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  8. X-Istence

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  9. Leo154

    Leo154 Guest

    :eek:
    the orgins of that joke MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.. I mean, while I was in Egypt I did hear lots of jokes (in Arabic) about Hos-Hos.. but I never imagined that they would reach this far...

    I am stunned