Sex Ed 101

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Burpster, Jan 15, 2003.

  1. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?" "Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of sec's..."
     
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    A scare for life :rolleyes: :p
     
  7. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    LMAO. :D Good one Burpster.
     
  8. Jmtyra

    Jmtyra Guest

    That's pretty good....:D
     
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    OOPS!!! :eek: :p
     
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    wahahha :) thats funny
     
  12. sypher

    sypher Guest

    bet that dad is sleaping on the couch for a while