Rotten Neighbour.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Apr 11, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
    A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You ba**ard!"
    The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to
    death with a spanner."
    Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You lousy Ba****d!!!"
    The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said,
    "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"
    Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that ba****d.
    And every time I asked to borrow a bloody spanner, he said he didn't have one!"
  2. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

    Texas, USA
    lol. Now see, that's what I'm talking about! Thanks Kirrie.
  3. O_o

    O_o Guest

    LMFAO, that's a good one.
  4. existenz

    existenz Guest